Every so often, Miss E comes up with some cracker lines. The conversation I've just had with her was bizarre to say the least.
Me: Um, what are you doing sweetie? (she's unbuttoning her trousers...)
E: Just checking myself.
Me: (slightly caught off-guard) Er.... checking yourself?
E: Yeah, my bottom (she's patting herself with her hand). It's a bit ouchie (she's screwed her face up and pursed her lips, pulling her 'feel sorry for me' face)
Me: Oh... it is...?
E: Yeah. Just a bit ouchie. But it's OK now (and her trousers come back up).
